No there is not one.
There are no purple elphants
People in hades arn't given ice water
Money doesn't grow on trees
I wish I was a little bit taller
Unfortunately you can't have everything you WANT (not sure if you have ever been told that?)
This is a technical forum- you have multiple outlets/avenues for customer service issues. You don't really want to discuss your billing and such on a forum do you? And if its a dispute then their are authorization procedures that would be a bit difficult in a forum not to mention this is completely public domain.